Endless Paradigm

SkyDX Wrote:Conversation:

*knocks on door*

Yes?

Errm... Boss I need to tell you something...

What is it?

Well it's regarding our PSP unbricking factory mode...

Yes...?

Umm..... How should I put it..... this Dark Alex guy has made an universal custom firmware tool out of it....



YOU ARE FIRED!

that picture made me LOWL!!!!

Sparker Wrote:

SkyDX Wrote:Conversation:

*knocks on door*

Yes?

Errm... Boss I need to tell you something...

What is it?

Well it's regarding our PSP unbricking factory mode...

Yes...?

Umm..... How should I put it..... this Dark Alex guy has made an universal custom firmware tool out of it....



YOU ARE FIRED!

(the story continues)

*boss runs to the other employees*

HOW COULD THAT HAPPEN?!

Well... it seems someone sent a repair memory stick back with a PSP by mistake and that helped the hackers gain knowledge about the Repair Mode.......    



YOU..... ARE...... ALL FIRED!

SkyDX Wrote:

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Awesome.

I want that owl.

(story further continues)

*Boss goes to Sony boss..

"Erm, excuse me, Sir."

"What is it?"

"Well, there has been a little incident."

"..."

"You see, some incompetent engineer leaked that secret on the factory mode... "

""

"And some hackers apparently made it universally available to hack all firmwares.. nothing big, really!!"

"

YOU ARE FIRED!!!!! @@#$#)$#!!"

(and again it continues...)

*Sony Boss presses a button*

Well well..... I will take appropriate actions......

Erm... what do you mean......?

*door opens behind minor boss*

Oh.... h.... hello Mr. Ninja... I was just talking to the boss... and explained.....

*Sony boss presses another button*

Mikoto-san, please send a cleaning team to my office.... wee have a little mess here...

Of course boss!



A phone conversation on another place:

*ring ring*

Hello Steve? Here's Bill. Apparently the plan worked like a charm, Sonys software sales a dropping like hell!

See? I told you Bill, just use hackers and homebrew to take out our enemys! *evil laugher* Don't forget to inform Mr. Miyamoto of that company that Sony will have a bit trouble... *laugher*

But my japanese is so bad....

Then use Microsoft Makoto....

All right all right....

By the way how's Halo 4  coming along?

When it's done.....


And so ends another day in Redmond...

Meanwhile across the globe, popular forums are flooded with intense discussions:

"HELLLPP!! I bricked my PSP using the Pandora battery!"

"OMG!!!11!!! I don't see the red/green light. What do I do? I'm a noob! Please pardon my eenglish!"

hence, the hayday of PSP-era began...

...and scientists still try to understand how it's possible that PSPs can do a physical metamorphosis to a brick... One crucial component has already been discovered, the element Noobium....

.. despite extended research and mining expeditions, however, the element Noobium remain hidden from the scientists and hence, they cannot describe its physical properties, despite its growing popularity on the source of all knowledge, the Internet.