25/10/2008, 10:12 AM
Barack Obama stood proudly before the audience at his inauguration, seemingly in defiance of those who would have held him down.
"My fellow Americans. It is with great gladness of spirit that I accept the mantle of the presidency, and announce my first immediate project as POTUS; the implementation of Marxist socialism within the United States of America." The crowd erupted into a startled cacophony of incredulity, from which a single sterling voice cut forth.
"Not in my America, you don't." The crowd parted as though rent in twain by the command of Moses, and there in the gap stood the diminutive, stately figure of Ron Paul. Gritting his pearly whites as he rolled up his sleeve with one meaty hand and switched on his solid gold lightsaber with the other, Ron Paul seemed to burn visibly with the indignity and righteous fury of the founding fathers.
"And who are you to stand in the way of my new America?" Obama challenged, the crowd deathly silent as though sensing the tension between the two powerful men.
"You will never take America.", Ron growled, to which Obama inquired "And why is that?". Ron spat to one side, rolled up the other sleeve and said simply "BECAUSE I AM AMERICA."
At that moment, his colossal golden zeppelin crashed through the far wall of the convention center and gleaming freedom troopers began to spill out. The revolution had begun.
"My fellow Americans. It is with great gladness of spirit that I accept the mantle of the presidency, and announce my first immediate project as POTUS; the implementation of Marxist socialism within the United States of America." The crowd erupted into a startled cacophony of incredulity, from which a single sterling voice cut forth.
"Not in my America, you don't." The crowd parted as though rent in twain by the command of Moses, and there in the gap stood the diminutive, stately figure of Ron Paul. Gritting his pearly whites as he rolled up his sleeve with one meaty hand and switched on his solid gold lightsaber with the other, Ron Paul seemed to burn visibly with the indignity and righteous fury of the founding fathers.
"And who are you to stand in the way of my new America?" Obama challenged, the crowd deathly silent as though sensing the tension between the two powerful men.
"You will never take America.", Ron growled, to which Obama inquired "And why is that?". Ron spat to one side, rolled up the other sleeve and said simply "BECAUSE I AM AMERICA."
At that moment, his colossal golden zeppelin crashed through the far wall of the convention center and gleaming freedom troopers began to spill out. The revolution had begun.