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I'm sure you've seen/have stupid people at your school.  What sorts of things have they done?

I recall my friend telling me about this girl in his class.  At our school, on the computer network, there's a small photo of you on the desktop (part of the desktop wallpaper), when you log in.  This was for a Powerpoint presentation, and obviously the girl didn't seem to like her photo, so she went up to the screen and covered the picture with her hands (after she logged in).  Unfortunately, since wee use projectors at school, the photo simply got projected onto her hands, and didn't really get covered at all.  So, using the best efforts of her intuition, she called her boyfriend over and asked him to put his hands on top of hers, to help cover the picture.

By the way, this was in Year 12 (most people would be 17 years old).


Oh, and today, our marketing lecturer was talking about how someone did a test.  One of the models wee study is the BCG matrix, which involves some quadrants, two of which are named "Dogs" and "Cash Cows" (this matrix is used to describe relative positioning a firm is in the market).  This particular student obviously had some wonderful imagination.  When asked to draw the matrix, he/she included a picture of a dog, and some cows.  Probably the most intricate part was the cute little speech bubble coming out of the dog's mouth, containing "Woof!".
Unfortunately, no extra marks were awarded for the response, though I probably would've given some for marketing creativity.
Oh, I have encountered PLENTY of stupidity.

Only nothing comes to my mind right at the moment.

Here's something I remembered. in yr 9 or 10 (forgot), during some woodwork class (fun elective), some guy put his finger on the belt sander. It didn't really do anything, since the belt sander was slow and not that powerful. Then he had this bright idea to try it on the disk sander (I have no idea why... he thinks he's hardcore?). Now the disk sander spins extremely fast, and is strong enough to kill a metal pole with reasonable speed. Guess what happened.
Assassinator Wrote:Oh, I have encountered PLENTY of stupidity.

Only nothing comes to my mind right at the moment.

Here's something I remembered. in yr 9 or 10 (forgot), during some woodwork class (fun elective), some guy put his finger on the belt sander. It didn't really do anything, since the belt sander was slow and not that powerful. Then he had this bright idea to try it on the disk sander (I have no idea why... he thinks he's hardcore?). Now the disk sander spins extremely fast, and is strong enough to kill a metal pole with reasonable speed. Guess what happened.

He lost his finger?

and lol @ what ZB said.
Sparker Wrote:He lost his finger?

Would have if he pressed hard enough. Which he didn't.

Only lost a bit of flesh. Still need to go to hospital though.

Too bad it wasn't in my class, so I couldn't see it in person. I knew what happened because news like that spreads like wildfire.
Assassinator Wrote:Oh, I have encountered PLENTY of stupidity.

Only nothing comes to my mind right at the moment.

Here's something I remembered. in yr 9 or 10 (forgot), during some woodwork class (fun elective), some guy put his finger on the belt sander. It didn't really do anything, since the belt sander was slow and not that powerful. Then he had this bright idea to try it on the disk sander (I have no idea why... he thinks he's hardcore?). Now the disk sander spins extremely fast, and is strong enough to kill a metal pole with reasonable speed. Guess what happened.

guess:
he suffered a heart attack. after realizing he had lost his finger.
My batchmate broke a thermometer and tasted the mercury in it.
People thought he would die.
Another is when my English teacher started reading a book called 101 thing to know about AIDS in front of my class.
Oh this guy has a list of people to kill. I was number 2 and he wanted to cut my legs off.
I laughed.
2nd grade... classmate was chewing the other end of his pen ...

after sometime .. i guess he kinda penetrated the thing and ink squirted all over his face

i think he even got to taste some :D
Oh that reminds me of my classmate from last year. He poured ink from a pen into his mouth because it's 'cool'.
I knew a guy back then at our school who would eat glue for money
when i lived in Northern Ireland i was in geography and wee were discussing something
some how this resulted in a girl saying that English and British are different because they are different languages :D

i lol'd
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