Endless Paradigm

Bad Things To Hear In Surgery




Better save that. Wee'll need it for the autopsy.

Accept this sacrifice, O Great Lord of Darkness.

Bo! Bo! Come back with that. Bad dog!

Wait a minute, if this is his spleen, then what's that?

Hand me that... uh... that uh... that thingy there.

Oh no! Where's my Rolex.

Everybody stand back! I lost my contact lens!

I hate it when they're missing stuff in here.

Nurse, did this patient sign an organ donation card?

Oh no! Page 47 of the manual is missing

ahahaha..,,, things you'd expect House to joke about in surgery xD

damn n00bs.

almadawarrior Wrote:damn n00bs.

lul what?

Senseito Sakura Wrote:ahahaha..,,, things you'd expect House to joke about in surgery xD

Such an Awesome Show.

An addition to that list is...

(Male voice)  Oh let me shave him this time. You have all the fun.

feinicks Wrote:

almadawarrior Wrote:damn n00bs.

lul what?

well, only a noob/trainee/sloppy doctor would say something like that

i wouldnt want to hear anything during surgery

funnybutrandom Wrote:i wouldnt want to hear anything during surgery

haha

funnybutrandom Wrote:i wouldnt want to hear anything during surgery

it's probably better that way...
You can still hear and feel in a drug induced coma...you just don't remember and you can't feel exactly where