Endless Paradigm

Quote:The Satanic Bible was written by Anton LaVey in 1969. It is a collection of essays, observations and basic Satanic rituals, and outlines LaVey's Satanic ideology. The author claims the influence of Ragnar Redbeard and Ayn Rand among others.

The book contains the core principles of Satanism and is considered the foundation of the philosophy and dogma that constitute Satanism. LaVeyan Satanists maintain that The Satanic Bible may not be subject to interpretation or revision, and that no rule or principle contradictory to what is written in The Satanic Bible may be considered applicable to Satanism.

LOL FAIL TEXT

ROFL I HAVE IT!!!
here's a pic of it in my hands a second after i saw the title of the thread XD

beaner2k6 Wrote:ROFL I HAVE IT!!!
here's a pic of it in my hands a second after i saw the title of the thread XD

Satanic Bible... what appears to be an alcoholic beverage...... a MAC!??!?!

HE WORSHIPS THE DEVIL!??!

lol the sailor jerry's? i love rum its the best for anything
whether i read my satanic bible or when i watch anime on my mac, its great

by the way srry for the crappy quality, it son mah phone indoors, its chocolatety indoors

beaner2k6 Wrote:lol the sailor jerry's? i love rum its the best for anything
whether i read my satanic bible or when i watch anime on my mac, its great

by the way srry for the crappy quality, it son mah phone indoors, its chocolatety indoors

yep that's it

you crazy beaner...

the 9 statements is as far as ive gone so far

i love the nine satanic statements they're true
1. Satan represents indulgence instead of abstinence!
2. Satan represents vital existence instead of spiritual pipe dreams!
3. Satan represents undefiled wisdom instead of hypocritical self-deceit!
4. Satan represents kindness to those who deserve it instead of love wasted on ingrates!
5. Satan represents vengeance instead of turning the other cheek!
6. Satan represents responsibility to the responsible instead of concern for psychic vampires!
7. Satan represents man as just another animal, sometimes better, more often worse than those that walk on all-fours, who, because of his “divine spiritual and intellectual development,” has become the most vicious animal of all!
8. Satan represents all of the so-called sins, as they all lead to physical, mental, or emotional gratification!
9. Satan has been the best friend the Church has ever had, as He has kept it in business all these years!

isn't number 4 respect rather then kindness?
anyhow i can see that one flying.

i don't understand #6
well the psychic vampires part i don't get

a psychic vampire is someone who feeds on your emotions, a person that teases you and is gratified by seeing you suffer, if they don't piss you off they starve and turn really evil and if you still don't budge they go pick on someone weaker, basically a bully who's main psychic kick is seeing you suffer

#4, yeah tis the same idea, if you don't deserve respect you don't get it, its the golden rule, also if you read more you'll find out that satanism isn't really what it seems from the outside, satanic ppl aren't evil or power hungry, the word satan is just to mock the hypocrites that believe in the devil and "try" to stay away from "satan" in other words stay away from sin, in even easier words: christians, the most hypocritical ppl of them all, example: they say that the bible is god's words, but what it really is is a mixture of dozen's of books written by ppl who wanted to motivate entire populations of ppl to be good,also they say because its god's words it shouldn't be changed, but its already been edited, there are dozen's of books that aren't in the bible's of today that where made to be there.

iv read bits of it before and was told stuff bout it... didn't see anything great about it lol
might read the whole thing some day but not that arsed really...