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this one is my favorite

q: how do you make a dead baby float?
a: two scoops ice cream, one scoop dead baby.


post em if you got em :intello:
lol
HAHA lol
fark lolz. postn from PSP. can't open the thingy
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a: two scoops ice cream, one scoop dead baby.
O.o my reactions r slow
What's the difference between a truckload of dead babies and a truckload of bowling balls?

You can't unload a truckload of bowling balls with a pitchfudge.
Q. wats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a 4X4 jeep???
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A. i don't have a 4X4 jeep in my garage!!!

Q. how many babies does it take to paint a wall red??
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A. it depends on how hard u throw them!!

Q. how do u make a baby cry for the second time??
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A. wipe your blood penis in its teddy bear!!
Hahaha
J'adore le paissons Wrote:Q. how do u make a baby cry for the second time??
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A. wipe your blood penis in its teddy bear!!
Hahaha

lmao, never heard this one before
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