Endless Paradigm

feinicks Wrote:

Vlad The Impaler Wrote:Why did the chicken cross the road?
To avoid impalement!

Why did the two vampires break up?
Their relationship was at stake!

Why did my assistant quit his job?
Because I told him I would run him through if he had any problems.

What do they call the handicapped in Asia?
Impailed.


Ba-dum tish!

this is so sad

Oh the irony.

Some of you will get it, others are just stupid.

Slushba132 Wrote:

Some of you will get it, others are just stupid.

LOL!!!!!

A mother and her 5 year old son were flying Southwest Airlines from Kansas City to Chicago.
The son (who had been looking out the window) turned to his Mother and asked,
“If big dogs have baby dogs and big cats have baby cats,
Why don’t big planes have baby planes?”

The mother, who couldn’t think of an answer, told her son to ask the Stewardess.

So the boy walks to the galley and asks the stewardess,
“If big dogs have Baby dogs and big cats have baby cats,
why don’t big planes have baby Planes?”

The stewardess responded, “Did your mother tell you to ask me?”
The boy said, “Yes, she did”…

”Well, then, tell your mother that there are no baby planes because Southwest always pulls out on time.
Have your mother explain that to you.”

Nice ones. :-)

Why didn't the people go to work?
Because there was a bear in the woods.

How do you tell who has 'borrowed' 160 gold coins from the travelling merchant?
You threaten to impale the entire village if they don't fess up.

How do you impale the travelling merchant?
You reimburse him with 161 gold coins and see if he returns the 1 gold coin in excess.

How do you stop an invading Turk army?
You impale 20.000 people and make sure the army sees the result.

Slushba132 Wrote:

Some of you will get it, others are just stupid.

Oh god, I think I just busted a nut laughing

Vlad The Impaler Wrote:Nice ones. :-)

Why didn't the people go to work?
Because there was a bear in the woods.

How do you tell who has 'borrowed' 160 gold coins from the travelling merchant?
You threaten to impale the entire village if they don't fess up.

How do you impale the travelling merchant?
You reimburse him with 161 gold coins and see if he returns the 1 gold coin in excess.

How do you stop an invading Turk army?
You impale 20.000 people and make sure the army sees the result.

Okay, stop. The gimmick is over. Enough.

metalgear08 Wrote:Okay, stop. The gimmick is over. Enough.

Don't you like my jokes?

Vlad The Impaler Wrote:

metalgear08 Wrote:Okay, stop. The gimmick is over. Enough.

Don't you like my jokes?

No, no I don't.

xero1 Wrote:A mother and her 5 year old son were flying Southwest Airlines from Kansas City to Chicago.
The son (who had been looking out the window) turned to his Mother and asked,
“If big dogs have baby dogs and big cats have baby cats,
Why don’t big planes have baby planes?”

The mother, who couldn’t think of an answer, told her son to ask the Stewardess.

So the boy walks to the galley and asks the stewardess,
“If big dogs have Baby dogs and big cats have baby cats,
why don’t big planes have baby Planes?”

The stewardess responded, “Did your mother tell you to ask me?”
The boy said, “Yes, she did”…

”Well, then, tell your mother that there are no baby planes because Southwest always pulls out on time.
Have your mother explain that to you.”

That was good.

metalgear08 Wrote:No, no I don't.

Get the fudge out.

I am the G Ninja.