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Last night I were down at the local bar and this lady starts coming on to me. I must admit I was a little drunk and you know how one thing leads to another.
She's currently asleep in my bed. Should I impale her now, or do you think it would make it harder for me to hook up with her sister?
Love Vlad.
Vlad The Impaler Wrote:Last night I were down at the local bar and this lady starts coming on to me. I must admit I was a little drunk and you know how one thing leads to another.
She's currently asleep in my bed. Should I impale her now, or do you think it would make it harder for me to hook up with her sister?
Love Vlad.
double you tee eff----- Vlad the Impaler..
you shouldn't Impale her
Every womenfolk need a little impaling. ;-) Some you impale soft, while others want it a little harder.
Impaling is really an artform. You'll have to understand the lady, read her body language just right. She'll have to want you to impale her, and you'll have to understand the signals she sends.
Then you'll have to work your way up to the actual impaling. Talk with her, if you're really good break through the porticullis of her personality and pillage the keep of her being, make her comfortable around you.
Then, cradle her in your arms, like the strongest granite walls cradle its garrison of crossbowmen, caress her like the wind caresses the tall pine trees in the darkened forests. Take in the wonderous forms and curves of her body, like the steepest mountain tops to the bottom of the lowest windswept ravines.
And then, when all is ready, when the moment is right, you impale her.