Post which member of EP would you kill if you could...
state who and why!
Remember, this is just fun, so even if you would actually kill them in real, give a reason to laugh!
Shoot!! (or stab or rip or poison or blow or disintegrate or rape.. your choice!)
I would kill myself to avoid the people who are going to kill me...
HA HA!!!! YOU CAN'T KILL ME IF I'M ALREADY DEAD!!!
kill chicken strips and take control of EP
Kill andrewcc for killing chicken strips
shut up slushy.. you're already dead a 100 times over!
I was never alive to begin with.
You stupid humans are the ones who are always talking about life and death.
I will KILL^^^^^^^cause of his heavy myspace page!!!!!
Method of kill.........By throwing him in a cell of flying monkeys with razor blades as paws or with Elton John.....
I would kill Jesus, since i know him in real life so don't have the hassle of tracking him down
I would kill Zehruk without actually killing myself. I would go to a universe where the internet is physical and usernames have bodies and there Zehruk is an actual entity different from my own. I would then proceed to draw summoning circles and even transmutation circles (just for the heck of it) and perform a ritual to use the summoning circles to summon a being from this very dimension (codename: Evy) where the demon known as 'Evy' would proceed to stab Zehruk out of existence. Then I would make a new account thereby creating another Zehruk and killing him in a different way.