03/07/2008, 06:35 PM
An 18 year old girl tells her Mom that she has missed her period
for 2 months. Very worried, the mother goes to the drugstore
and buys a pregnancy kit. The test result shows that the girl is pregnant.
Shouting, cursing, crying, the mother says "who
was the pig that did this to you? I want to know!"
The girl picks up the phone and makes a call. Half an hour
later a Ferrari stops in front of their house, a mature and distinguished
man with gray hair and impeccably dressed in an Armani suit
steps out of the Ferrari and enters the house. He sits in the living room
with the father, mother and the girl, an d tells them:
"Good morning, your daughter has informed me of the
problem. I can't marry her because of my personal family situation but I'll
take charge. I will pay all costs and provide for your daughter for the
rest of her life.
Additionally, if a girl is born I will bequeath her 2 retail
stores, a townhouse, a beachfront villa and a $2, 000, 000 bank
account. If a boy is born, my legacy will be a couple of factories and a $4, 000, 000
bank account. If twins, they will receive a factory and $2, 000, 000
each.
However, if there is a miscarriage, what do you suggest
I do?"
At this point, the father, who had remained silent, places
a hand firmly on the man's shoulder and tells him, "You
fuck her again."
for 2 months. Very worried, the mother goes to the drugstore
and buys a pregnancy kit. The test result shows that the girl is pregnant.
Shouting, cursing, crying, the mother says "who
was the pig that did this to you? I want to know!"
The girl picks up the phone and makes a call. Half an hour
later a Ferrari stops in front of their house, a mature and distinguished
man with gray hair and impeccably dressed in an Armani suit
steps out of the Ferrari and enters the house. He sits in the living room
with the father, mother and the girl, an d tells them:
"Good morning, your daughter has informed me of the
problem. I can't marry her because of my personal family situation but I'll
take charge. I will pay all costs and provide for your daughter for the
rest of her life.
Additionally, if a girl is born I will bequeath her 2 retail
stores, a townhouse, a beachfront villa and a $2, 000, 000 bank
account. If a boy is born, my legacy will be a couple of factories and a $4, 000, 000
bank account. If twins, they will receive a factory and $2, 000, 000
each.
However, if there is a miscarriage, what do you suggest
I do?"
At this point, the father, who had remained silent, places
a hand firmly on the man's shoulder and tells him, "You
fuck her again."