Endless Paradigm

Post your jokes!

God said, "Adam, I want you to do something for me."
Adam said, "Gladly, Lord, what do You want me to do?"
God said, "Go down into that valley."
Adam said, "What's a valley?" God explained it to him.
Then God said, "Cross the river."
Adam said, "What's a river?"
God explained that to him, and then said, "Go over to the hill..."
Adam said, "What is a hill?" So, God explained to Adam what a hill was.
He told Adam, "On the other side of the hill you will find a cave"
Adam said, "What's a cave?"
After God explained, he said, "In the cave you will find a Woman."
Adam said, "What's a woman?" So God explained that to him, too.
Then, God said, "I want you to reproduce."
Adam said, "How do I do that?"
God first said (under his breath), "Gee..." And then, just like
everything else, God explained that to Adam, as well.So, Adam goes
down into the valley, across the river, and over the hill, into the
cave, and finds the woman. Then, in about five minutes, he was
back.God, his patience wearing thin, said angrily, "What is it now?"
And Adam said "What's a headache?"

Here's one i found
girl:doctor my boyfriend is a bastard
doc:why?
girl:first he removed my bra
doc:like this?
girl:yes then he removed my underwear
doc:like this?
girl:yes, then he screwed me
doc:like this?
girl:yes n then he said he has AIDS
doc:bastard!!!

do you know whos been to together for 21 years?

who?

My Balls!!

Well, your package is a joke, so I suppose that technically that counts.

shady545 Wrote:My Balls!!

:slap:

Liquid Wrote:Well, your package is a joke, so I suppose that technically that counts.

that's not really me

Shady545 Wrote:

Liquid Wrote:Well, your package is a joke, so I suppose that technically that counts.

that's not really me

Wikipedia Wrote:Sarcasm is sneering, jesting, or mocking a person, a situation or thing. It is often used in a humorous manner and sometimes expressed through particular vocal intonations. Sarcasm is often expressed in ironical statements. It can sometimes be the sincerest form of discourse for the emotionally fragile. This is often done by simply over-emphasizing the actual statement, or particular words of it.