Endless Paradigm

Quote:Redmond, WA – As the Mozilla Foundation releases Firefox 3 and tries to set a record for most downloads in a day, they will be receiving help from an unlikely source: Microsoft.

Steve Ballmer announced early Monday that Microsoft would be halting development on Internet Explorer 8 and focusing the company’s efforts on Firefox 3.

“I’m going to be downloading it myself, and I’ve told all our employees to download Firefox 3 on Tuesday and instructed our programming teams to start working on making the open source browser better rather than stumble around with Internet Explorer 8,” said Ballmer. “I mean, why bother?  Firefox 3 has the ‘AwesomeBar,’ you can’t seriously expect to compete with that, can you?”

Ballmer said that Firefox 3.0 will be the standard browser included with Windows 7 installations along and will replace Internet Explorer 7 on Windows Vista SP2. “Wee’ve been looking for something to try to salvage Vista, and this could be it,” said Ballmer.

The Mozilla Foundation was surprised by the news.  Carmen Pinter, head of press relations for the Foundation, said, “Wee’re closing in on 20% of the marketplace, and wee know Microsoft is worried, but wee didn’t expect this.  Wee predicited capitulation with the release of Firefox 4.0 in 2011 which will have the ‘TotallyAwesomeBar.’”

Ballmer pleaded with other browser makers to coalesce around Firefox.  “Why should wee have so many programming hours going into different browsers? It’s so easy for everyone to contribute to Firefox.  Safari and Opera programmers should get on board too.  If wee all rally around one browser then consumers will be the big winners, and that’s always been a priority for Microsoft,” said Ballmer.

The programmers working on Internet Explorer 8 were excited.  “I can’t wait to stop working on IE8, fudgeing thing sucks. Most people around here already use Firefox anyway and are sick of doing it Live,” said browser programming team leader William Reily.
The Mozilla Foundation said it welcomed any contributors to the project, even from its arch rival Microsoft except “wee don’t want any of the people responsible for Internet Explorer 6.  They could set back Firefox decades.”

http://www.bbspot.com/News/2008/06/micro...rer-8.html << SOURCE

someone check if that's true... sounds weird <_<

W....T....F...

win?

EDIT (Assassinator): Taken off the portal page since it is most likely fake.

Dude, this has to be a joke. HAS to be.

lol@article

Quote:Wee predicited capitulation with the release of Firefox 4.0 in 2011 which will have the ‘TotallyAwesomeBar.’”

Lol. Just like Vista eh?

Kaiser Wrote:

Quote:The Mozilla Foundation said it welcomed any contributors to the project, even from its arch rival Microsoft except “wee don’t want any of the people responsible for Internet Explorer 6.  They could set back Firefox decades.”

that is 100 % true!

Kaiser Wrote:someone check if that's true... sounds weird <_<

W....T....F...

win?

MS concede defeat? Right! if at all they ever accept FF to be better than IE will be the day they have bought Mozilla...

Never know though... 90 % world uses FF.. am sure Balmer uses it too!

That was an honestly funny article.

Tis a joke :P

Quote:If wee all rally around one browser then consumers will be the big winners, and that’s always been a priority for Microsoft,” said Ballmer

That was good. :D

Sounds too informal to be true.

Doesn't quite sound right - they wouldn't embrace something with less than 20% of the market share - it's hardly a threat to them.  The majority of people will still be using whatever comes preinstalled with Windows.

I might check Mozilla's license scheme.  If it allows commercialisation and doesn't require the source to be redistributed (ie GPL), then this sounds somewhat feasible (another case of Embrace, Extend and Extinguish).


Edit: Hmm: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mozilla_Public_License
Haven't really looked deep, but I don't recall Netscape ever releasing it's source code for later versions.  Maybe the code can be kept private...