Endless Paradigm

I was filling a new sandwich yesterday with cheese/ham mixture and knocked over
the cheese. The fudgeing spoon spilled on my leg!

I directly took off my pants and poured water over my leg which was all yellow and lightly bubling!!
Went to the doctor who cleaned it and bandaged it. Now it's a day later and burns/itches like hell!!!!!!!! Ahh
It's all yellow and cheesy and ITCHES!!!!!!!!!!!!


So...
What did wee learn...

- Pay attention to the LARGE warning stickers..
- Be more carefull with cheeses!


Thanks for listening to my rambling as i go insane...

itch, itch, itch, itch, itch, itch, itch, itch, itch, itch, itch, itch, itch, itch, itch, itch, itch, itch, itch, itch, itch,
itch, itch, itch, itch, itch, itch, itch, itch, itch, itch, itch, itch, itch, itch, itch, itch, itch, itch, itch, itch, itch, itch, itch, itch,
itch, itch, itch, itch, itch, itch, itch, itch, itch, itch, itch, itch, itch,

recommend: Get Jerry the Mouse...

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The reason why I don't eat anything with cheese.


Cheese is a demonic food going to eat you from the inside out in your sleep.

anybody ever tried making microwave cheese on toast. the sectert is toasting the bread before putting it in the microvave, otherwise you end up with soggy melted cheesy bread. if you get it right though it is simply delish.

PSPkiller Wrote:anybody ever tried making microwave cheese on toast. the sectert is toasting the bread before putting it in the microvave, otherwise you end up with soggy melted cheesy bread. if you get it right though it is simply delish.

omfg u solved my biggest problem!!!

what? do you have soggy melted cheese bread?

HEY EVERYONE! NACOS HAS SOGGY MELTED CHEESE BREAD!!!

yes my bread aswell gets too soft, sometimes I bake it, but it takes too damn long.

Closely related...

If you DO eat a pizza fresh out of the oven at a pizza join, like I often do, be careful about tearing off pieces, as they can cause almost 2nd degree burns if the cheese lands on your hand and stays for more than 2 seconds (I was too busy to brush it off).  

Also, it sucks to pull pizzas out of a 500 degree oven, especially if you aren't paying attention.  That is because if you aren't watching, the pizza, and the screen it is on will sometimes tip over on their stack you placed them on, and land on your hand.  Since the screen is so hot, and pain is 50% visual, you probably won't notice it until you look down, or for about 2 seconds, because it immediately ate through your nerves.  I think it was the weight it exerted that gave away that it was on me.  It gave me a pretty bad 2nd degree burn.  It is still one of the most obvious scars I have.  It is about 1/6" thick, and 1.5" long.  Looks cool though XD

that happened to me tooday I was taking a piece and touched the cheese and now my thumb hurts.. but the pizza was fudgeing amazing

<3 CHEESE